Too tired to drink. PGP.

Opting to listen to radio commercials over taking my headphones off to hear my coworkers talk. PGP.

The very first thing my colleague said this morning: “Fuck this place!” I love my colleague. PGP.

Fun Fact: Ctrl Delete will erase all of the emails in the shared inbox. PGP.

I have to work the week between Christmas and New Year’s. PGP.

Silently puking in the office bathroom the morning after the holiday party. PGP.

My condom stash is expired. PGP.

CFO responded to a company-wide email about meeting our yearly goal with nothing but “Dilly Dilly!” PGP.

“Are you going anywhere for Christmas?” PGP.