Wearing the same two pairs of pants to work each week. PGP.

Reading articles about my future employer being on the bad end of a hostile takeover in my panic room. PGP.

Realizing $100 dollars is both a lot and a very little amount of money. PGP.

Using Google to fix 99% of your problems. PGP.

My job is 100% fixing other people fucking up. PGP.

My ‘if we’re not married by’ just posted that she and her perfect husband are expecting their 2nd child. At least I have an InstaPot. PGP.

Email stating the office will be closed included tips “to best enable working from home and limit business disruption.” PGP.

My annual raise doesn’t even cover inflation. PGP.

Getting stumped when someone asks you, “what do you do for fun?” PGP.