The “I had fun last night, but didn’t really feel a strong connection” follow-up text. PGP.

Coworkers only addressing you by your initials in emails. PGP.

Monday’s are for lighting fires you’ll have to put out by Friday. PGP.

Client provided us with only half the data we need, and after explaining this to him, still expects a full analysis. PGP.

Volunteered to take minutes one time… now I’m known as Minute Man. PGP.

My humble brags are now mostly humbling. PGP.

“Please apply through our online portal.” Also known as the place where resumes go to die. PGP.

“Please disregard my last email.” PGP.