Got to work later than usual only to discover that a coworker disconnected my laptop and took my monitor before I got in. PGP.

Tomorrow’s forecast is calling for 8-12 inches of snow and up to 50 mph wind gusts. We still have to come into the office. PGP.

“It feels so weird to type ‘2018’.” PGP.

Coworkers having to fill you in on what you did during the last hour of the Christmas party. PGP.

Going out for lunch and your boss ends up at the same place. PGP.

Had to work the day after Christmas. We had 3 customers all day and 4 phone calls. PGP.

Matched with a coworker on a dating app during Christmas weekend. Today we’re the only two employees at work. PGP.

Not being able to expense that six pack because the firm doesn’t consider it as a “meal.” PGP.

Not knowing the difference between a white elephant, gift exchange, and secret santa. PGP.

Browning out during the office gift exchange and forgetting to take home your present. PGP.