My boss just put in his two weeks notice. PGP.

Some guy from another floor is washing his hair in our bathroom. PGP.

My last three Tinder messages have been sponsored advertisements. PGP.

Year-end bonus had taxes taken out of it. PGP.

My coworkers talked about their daughters’ basketball game for an entire hour this morning. PGP.

When you’re already working 12+ hour days and your boss tells you to “step it up”. PGP.

Not sure whether to have a water bottle filled with whiskey or actual water hidden in my suit for the Christmas party. PGP.