The subtle fist pump after opening the stall door and seeing a freshly cleaned toilet.

The CEO forgot to invite me to a meeting that our entire department was in attendance for. PGP.

Subject lines that contain the entire message. PGP.

Who knew there wasn’t any money in nonprofit work? PGP.

Taking a sick day when you aren’t sick to avoid your office full of coworkers who refuse to take a sick day when they are. PGP.

I don’t know how he does it, but my boss never fails to call me whenever I’m away from my desk. PGP.

My job makes me change my password every two weeks. PGP.