Looking out the office window to see if your boss’s car is gone before ducking out early.

Swiped right on an ex’s Bumble profile.

I’ve used up most of my PTO going to job interviews.

Stuttering when my doctor asks me how many alcoholic beverages I consume per week.

The inaudible sigh you give when your work phone rings.

Reddit. News. ESPN. Reddit. News. ESPN. Reddit. News. ESPN.

Shamelessly watching The Masters at work because I can’t get promoted and won’t get fired.

Trying to figure out how to hide my job interview clothes from my boss.