Getting legitimately excited to update your LinkedIn after accepting a new job. PGP.

Left my number on my receipt for the 22 year old bartender. I’m 28. PGP.

Leaving the office the same time people are leaving the bars. PGP.

If my coworker can bring her screaming three year old into the office, why can’t I bring my dog? PGP.

Spending your weekend going to open houses in places that you wish you could afford. PGP.

“Sale” “Sort by: Lowest price first” PGP.

Completing deliverables hungover is my version of the Jordan flu game. PGP.