“Hey I know you’ll be on vacation next week, but I’ll still need to be in contact with you so keep your phone handy.” PGP.

Pinched a nerve putting on my shirt this morning. PGP.

AIM is shutting down. The last trace of the 90s is officially gone. PGP.

My mom calls me ‘sweetie’ in public…Im 28. PGP.

Spending the weekend helping my boss move. PGP.

I have to take prescription acid reflux pills. I’m 22. PGP.

Getting irritated by a coworker’s loud and angry keyboard-typing noises. PGP.

Being the only one to laugh during a 7-person conference call when someone said, “We need to somehow add girth.” PGP.

Do you have a Linkedin? PGP.

Getting TSA Pre-Check and not being able to take advantage of the benefits because your home airport isn’t big enough. PGP.