Being surprised when you’re not hungover. PGP.

“About to go to bed, text me tomorrow and we can catch up!” PGP.

Waiting for PGP to post new columns on Monday morning. PGP.

It smells like a dead rat in our office, because a rat died in the vents and they haven’t dealt with it yet. PGP.

Snuck beer onto a public beach where alcohol is prohibited, just to feel young again. PGP.

Not sure what’s harder to find, an empty, odor-free bathroom at work or a single attractive girl over 25 without major problems. PGP.

Drinking games now means seeing if I can finish a drink without feeling sleepy. PGP.