Realizing that by “stay in school” they meant “don’t ever leave.” PGP.
Nobody has nominated me for the Ice Bucket Challenge yet. PGP.
Well, sir. Maybe your son can teach you to shoot your cell phone videos horizontally.
In yesterday’s mail I received: a mortgage statement, a bill from my dermatologist, and a wedding invitation. So, all bills. PGP.
Bringing an “Out Of Order” sign on your bathroom breaks so you can drop your deuces in peace. PGP.
“Don’t mess with me, man. I’m a lawyer!” -Peter Banning. PGP.
I’d rather be driving a Titleist…Well, a Top Flite at least. PGP.
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