Sneezed at the urinal, pissed on my tie. PGP.
The story behind the best College Football Saturday tradition revealed.
Riding a fine line between being offended and ‘fair enough’ when you’re made aware of your family’s unanimous concern of you treating the upcoming family trip like a ‘boozy college beach week.’ PGP.
“You really need to stop treating the intern like he is a pledge from your fraternity days”-My boss. PGP.
I have a client whose last name is Bond. Every time he calls me, I say “Good evening, Mr.Bond” in an evil villain voice. He must hate me. PGP.
Telling your buddies, “I had to get the Feds off my back” after making a student loan payment. PGP.
My parents bought a bar. They still charge me for drinks. PGP.
Going to the bathroom out of sheer boredom. PGP.
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