Putting a “Welcome” mat at the entrance of your cube because you spend more time there than at your actual home. PGP.

Stuck between my office’s strict ” No dating in the workplace” policy and my inability to meet anyone outside of the workplace. PGP.

Doing the math and realizing you’ve already spent an entire paycheck on weddings this summer. PGP.

Would anyone notice if I kept my shoes off when I went to the bathroom? PGP.

Leaving my job in a week. All this time, I didn’t realize it was possible to do so little work and get away with it. PGP.

I tried so hard, and got so far, but in the end it doesn’t even matter. PGP.

Making sure no one can see your computer screen from the hall. PGP.

There have already been several emails warning us about the consequences of taking a long lunch break for the Germany-United States game. PGP.

If only I could take my job as seriously as charity golf tournaments. PGP.

Just flirted with a sorority girl for two minutes and thought, “I still got it.” PGP.