Realizing your older coworkers don’t think you are as funny as the pledges always seemed to. PGP.

I joined a bowling league, mainly to have an excuse to drink on Wednesday nights. PGP.

I have one of the nicer cars in my work lot. I drive a 2012 Camry. PGP.

The daily race home to beat my roommate to the TV after work. PGP.

How does one get into white collar crime? PGP.

Justifying early day drinking because you’ll probably get to bed at a decent hour. PGP.

I record golf when I’m out of the house on Sunday afternoons. I’ve officially become my father. PGP.

All I do is work, work, work no matter what. Got money on mind, I barely have enough. Every time I step up in the building…I can’t wait to get out of here. PGP.