MY CAPSLOCK HAS BEEN STUCK ON FOR TWO DAYS. I’M GOING TO LOSE ALL MY CLIENTS. PGP.
Now that’s a quartet.
I purposely print from the printer across the office to have an excuse to leave my desk. PGP.
I wish my mom still packed my lunch. PGP.
Telling the interns stories that start with “back in my day.” PGP.
Not getting drunk on the weekends. PGP.
What the fuck happened? PGP.
I actually have a lot of responsibility and very little oversight at my job. It’s terrifying. PGP.
Being used as a pawn in someone else’s office power play. PGP.
Someone asking “What did you get?” every single time you come back from lunch. PGP.
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