Free HBO and Cinemax weekends are a big deal in my house. PGP.
Not shitting, but remaining on the pot. PGP.
Exchanging 30 emails on an issue that could have been cleared with a 30 second phone call. PGP.
I was involuntarily volunteered to go into work on Sunday. PGP.
Cowabunga, dudes.
“I’m looking forward to the definition of relegation…”
“I don’t know if anything sums up America better.”
Meeting the cute new girl at work and forgetting her name instantly. PGP.
The girl I’m dating just graduated from college and can’t fall asleep before 1am. PGP.
Getting yelled at by your boss because you have been making the intern water the fake plants for the last three months. PGP.