I let all the vegetables in my fridge go bad. Again. PGP.

First day of classes, huh? Must be nice. PGP.

All my friends are assholes, but I have no idea where you find new ones. PGP.

Swiping left on the hot 21-year-olds just to spare myself the rejection. PGP.

Making the wardrobe transformation from “business professional” to “homeless person” as soon as you get home. PGP.

Being happy starters don’t play after the first half in the preseason so I can get to bed early. PGP.