Had plans for the weekend until my boss decided otherwise. PGP.

Puked, but did not rally. PGP.

The awkward “let’s tell people we met at a bar” talk with your Tinder hook up. PGP.

My little cousin said she loves Beyoncé. Trying to bond, I told her I liked Destiny’s Child. She had no idea what I was talking. PGP.

Can I go home now? PGP.