Moved one time zone east. Now the PGP posts start one hour later. PGP.

Your boss calling to tell you he has out of office meetings all day, then seeing Facebook pictures of him at a golf tournament. PGP.

“Let’s do lunch soon!” really just means “Let’s do lunch never.” PGP.

Keeping an organized desk apparently means I don’t have “enough work to do,” so now I just leave it a mess. PGP.

You just keep trying to convince yourself that Tinder isn’t online dating. PGP.

My only attractive coworker got laid off. PGP.

I’m starting to think that things kids are doing nowadays are stupid. PGP.