Gave my little brother a sympathy card for his college graduation. PGP.

My Friday nights are becoming eerily similar to my Sunday through Thursday nights. PGP.

My biggest accomplishment this year is figuring out my company’s wifi password. PGP.

Ran out of content on all the webpages I go to, and it’s not even 2:00. PGP.

Having the time but not the motivation. PGP.

Saved my other half of leftovers for later so I could have two lunches to look forward to today. PGP.

My life is now just looking forward to the next time I get drunk and hate myself for it. PGP.

1. “Morning!”. 2. “Yes, it is.” PGP.