Leaving your work laptop on your dining room table, but hiding your personal one, that way if somebody breaks in you have a decoy laptop. PGP.
I now consider 3 Tinder matches in a row a “hot streak.” PGP.
That blissful couple of hours on payday when you have 4 digits in your checking account, before all the bills and rent come out. PGP.
Relating more to Ferris Bueller’s dad than Ferris. PGP.
Just got a raise. After taxes I am now bringing home an extra $17 every two weeks. PGP.
When your annual raise doesn’t even keep up with the cost of inflation. PGP.
Not having the faintest idea how dry cleaning actually works. PGP.
Actually telling the truth when your doctor asks how many drinks you average per week. PGP.
No one says, “Good morning!” anymore. Just, “Morning.” PGP.
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