Your left arm being a little tanner than your right arm from spending so much time in the car during rush hour. PGP.

1: “Hey, happy birthday, man.” 2: “Please don’t tell anyone.”

Getting an email from Monster that today’s top match is your current job with your current company. PGP.

Sometimes when I’m feeling adventurous I’ll slip in a “Love you!” right before hanging up with a client. PGP.

“Board meeting? More like bored meeting. Am I right?” PGP.

Riding a fine caffeinated line between falling asleep and having a seizure. PGP.

Don’t trust anyone who can take a work dump in less than 8 minutes. PGP.

Counting the driving range as exercise. PGP.

Realizing the warm summer weather will have almost no impact on your daily life. PGP.