Dockers trying to make a comeback.
The best part of my recent birthday was my insurance agent calling to tell me my premium went down. PGP.
Pop Tarts and coffee for breakfast. May not be a nutritional balance, but it’s definitely a maturity one. PGP.
Skipping out on your morning coffee because you really don’t feel like shitting in the office bathroom today. PGP.
“What the fuck are we supposed to be doing?” PGP.
Answering the office phone is basically corporate Russian Roulette. PGP.
Checking over your shoulder before opening up a bikini picture on Facebook. PGP.
The first word out of my mouth every day is “fuuuuuuck.” PGP.
Regretting the obligatory “If you have any questions, please let me know” after someone emails you back with a question. PGP.
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