I’m not in a dry spell. Just letting the market breathe. PGP.
The level of excitement after winning a kickball game in OT. PGP.
Can’t tell if Tinder is broken or if no women within a 10 mile radius are interested in having sex with me. PGP.
I hope I find a new job soon so I can put this resignation letter I wrote months ago to good use. PGP.
Our office blocked ESPN for the rest of the World Cup. PGP.
To open the video Snapchat at work, or not. PGP.
Hot new intern stopped by to introduce herself. HR stopped by to give me a preemptive warning. PGP.
Making just over the maximum income to be eligible for reduced rent. PGP.
Pooping in peace should be a basic human right. PGP.