Fantasizing about sternly asking your micromanaging supervisor, “Just what exactly do you do around here?” PGP.

Actual note on the break room fridge: “Do not haze the interns, this isn’t college and they aren’t pledges.” PGP.

Talking about the bar at work, talking about work at the bar. PGP.

The same two girls in every pic on Tinder. WHICH ONE ARE YOU? PGP.

Actually having to check the expiration date on condoms before using them. PGP.

Only excitement I get out of spring break is the better parking at my apartment complex. #pgp

Taking sodas home from the break room only to use as chasers. PGP.

Full on coffee dependence.