Having roommates gets worse by the day. PGP.

Nothing fucks up your Friday more than realizing it’s only Wednesday. PGP.

Applied for a different position and began dreaming of a new car. Haven’t scheduled an interview yet but already have a budget and spreadsheet filled with specs. PGP.

Legitimately upset I forgot about the coupons I had in my pocket at the grocery store. PGP.

Check engine light. PGP.

SEC football was better when I was in college. PGP.

9am meeting the day after Labor Day. PGP

I used to get excited when my cell phone rang. Now I panic. PGP.

Only 45 more years. #PGP

Everyone is getting leg cramps and shit during sex and I’m over here like, what is this “sex”? PGP