Three months in at the new job; already looking elsewhere. PGP.
Hitting snooze one more time knowing it’s going to make you late. PGP.
Getting more excited about Tax Breaks than Spring Breaks. PGP.
Is LinkedIn Job Seeker Premium tax deductible? PGP.
Taking a PTO day with plans to get hammered the night before because, “It’s been a while.” PGP.
Jealous of Obama because he gets to quit his job today. PGP.
The office prick reminding everyone Monday is only 3 days away. PGP.
People actually work on Fridays at the new job. PGP.
Asking “Who do you know here?” at a party. TFM. Asking “Who do you know here?” at a networking event. PGP.