DanEgan

All right, look, watch me, autismo. You take the little pod, put the little pod in the fucking hole, shut the fucking lid, hit the fucking button for two fucking seconds. Oh, it's so easy.

Member Since 06/24/2016

Three months in at the new job; already looking elsewhere. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Hitting snooze one more time knowing it’s going to make you late. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I’m Engaging In The Chase: Cougar Town

Getting more excited about Tax Breaks than Spring Breaks. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Is LinkedIn Job Seeker Premium tax deductible? PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Taking a PTO day with plans to get hammered the night before because, “It’s been a while.” PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Jealous of Obama because he gets to quit his job today. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

The office prick reminding everyone Monday is only 3 days away. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

People actually work on Fridays at the new job. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Asking “Who do you know here?” at a party. TFM. Asking “Who do you know here?” at a networking event. PGP.

Post Grad Problems