“Where’s your green?” PGP.

Having to work on St Patrick’s Day. PGP.

Calling in sick for Monday during brunch on Sunday. PGP.

Car got stolen. In the suburbs. PGP.

Boss tried to “updog” me this morning. PGP.

Officially old today as I checked the 25-34 age category instead of the 18-24. PGP.

When you crack a beer at 3, and Pandora immediately plays an ad about addiction. PGP.

Black cartridge is low. Black cartridge very low. PGP.

Being happy that your friend’s wedding is next calendar year because you already used all your vacation days. PGP.