The realization that I’m officially closer to 30 than I am to 20. PGP.

“I suggest you just trade this in.” – Mechanic PGP.

Got sushi with my boss. She ordered the Philadelphia roll. PGP.

Today is my last day of undergrad… welcome home. PGP.

Had an attractive girl flirting with me at the gym last night. 100% sure she was underage. PGP.

If I never have to hear the word “client” again, I’ll be fine. PGP.

My 30th birthday will fall on a Monday. PGP.

Office manager printed out a list of everyone’s birthdays. I’m not on it but the girl hired 6 months after me is. PGP.

Went to a wedding this weekend and fell when I was blacked out. Everyone at work is asking how I got the bruise on my face. PGP.

Got invited to the bachelor party, but not the wedding. PGP.