Went on a brunch date, got sunburned. PGP.

Being locked in a room with idiots all day. PGP.

Stuck in the airport with 2 standby tickets and a promise for a flight tomorrow. Thanks American Airlines. PGP.

Googling “how to get a job offer back after declining it?” PGP.

Making all your meals for the week on one day is exhausting. PGP.

Every time my boss asks if I have a few minutes to talk, I always assume I’m being fired. PGP.

“How’s your bracket?” PGP.

Having your aunt and uncle add you on Snapchat. PGP.

Getting alerts of someone making purchases with my stolen credit card info really ramps up the Sunday Scaries. PGP.

Lying about your St. Patrick’s Day plans. PGP.