Middle management role with entry-level pay. PGP.

“I hope this message finds you well…” PGP.

Career fair duty. PGP.

Threw up on myself while waiting for an Uber with an (almost) one night stand. PGP.

“…has requested a read receipt on this email.” PGP.

“… at your earliest convenience.” PGP.

“Back at it.” PGP.

My company put a block on Facebook, Twitter, and Youtube over the weekend. At least they left me. PGP.

My mom finally accepted my LinkedIn invitation 2 years after she laughed and told me no because I’d tarnish her network. PGP.

The best part of my Friday was finding out my credit score went up 5 points. PGP.