DanEgan

All right, look, watch me, autismo. You take the little pod, put the little pod in the fucking hole, shut the fucking lid, hit the fucking button for two fucking seconds. Oh, it's so easy.

Member Since 06/24/2016

What’s For Dinner?

Relearning high school math for the GMAT. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Fell asleep with 6 minutes left in the game. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Fell asleep on the couch for the 2nd half of the game. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

The heat in our office building broke today. It’s 17 degrees outside. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Having to retake grades K-12 to prove to my dad I’m ready to take over the family hotel chain. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

One of my work friends got engaged today meanwhile I fucked my ex. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

The 40 plus dudes have absolutely no remorse about destroying a stall and then coming out and chatting you up like you didn’t hear what just happened in there. Friends noticed this where they work too. It’s a thing. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

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