I gave up cheating on my diet for Lent. PGP.

Got injured at laser tag. PGP.

Endless water cooler talk about the Oscars. PGP.

Being in a perpetual state of, “NO GOD! NO GOD PLEASE NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOO!” PGP.

Printed my resume at work for the new job that I’m interviewing for while my boss was waiting behind me in the line. PGPowerMove.

I sat in the parking lot for an hour before work debating about taking a sick day. PGP.

Bachelor being the most romantic part of my week…and I’m in a relationship…#pgp

Single Ply Toliet Paper. PGP.

I’ve learned I have to schedule about a half hour block in my day to answer stupid questions. PGP.

Leaving one suit coat at your desk at all times so your boss doesn’t know if you’ve truly left. PGP.