“Let’s discuss offline” – said during an in-person meeting. PGP.

Went on a job interview today. Discovered midway through it was a pyramid scheme. PGP.

Being old enough to remember when Facebook was cool. PGP.

“This isn’t the right form.” PGP.

I only ever get super liked by accident. PGP.

Erectile dysfunction ads on PGP. PGP.

Had a dream I got fired but with an awesome severance package. PGP.

Was called “sir” multiple times today by a college freshman. PGP.