Missed my connecting flight and had to sleep in the Detroit Airport. PGP.

Got docked an hour of PTO for leaving early Friday when everyone else was already gone. PGP.

Threw my back out getting into my car to go to the gym. Drove to the liquor store instead. PGP.

Boss added me on Snapchat. PGP.

Coworker just asked me if I ever drink so much that I feel sick the next morning. I’m hungover right now. PGP.

Cherry picking emails. PGP.

The bar exam. PGP.

A girl at a bar told me that “accounting is sooo boring.” And walked away from me after she asked what I do for a living. PGP.

My agency just hired 2 previous hookups in the same week. PGP.

“Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery” was released in theaters 20 years ago. PGP.