Everyone in my department calls me “kid” and I’m 27. PGP.

I use the Grandex podcasts to keep my days straight. PGP.

Leaving the office “early,” two hours after everyone else. PGP.

Getting too old to hook up with the new hires at work. PGP.

“How’s your bandwidth this week?” PGP.

Hugh Freeze “resigning” for using his work phone to buy prostitutes. PGP.

Was told to name my price to go back to my old job. PGP.

The new hires aren’t intimidated by me. PGP.

“You sure buy a lot of Shiner and a lot of dip, everything good?”-Owner of neighborhood gas station. PGP.