People who type the email content in the subject line. PGP.

People walking into your office despite your door being closed and lunch on your desk is the same thing as people talking to you with your headphones in. PGP.

Shower coffee isn’t as much fun as shower beer. PGP.

Being the only single groomsman at a dry wedding. PGP.

Trying to decide between getting up early to make breakfast, or sleeping in and eating pop-tarts at your desk. PGP.

My work wife quit and it has affected me more than any prior break up. PGP.

Tums. PGP.

Kevin Duranted myself in the group chat. PGP.

$1.50 hot dog combo at Costco for lunch. PGP.

My new cube mate is one of those people who likes to talk about nothing…at 8 a.m. PGP.