My coworkers were talking about their stock returns the other day and the only thing I was thinking about was how fast I shotgunned that beer after work Friday. PGP.

I thought my boss was being generous when he told me to take the Friday after Thanksgiving off. He docked me a day’s pay for not coming in. PGP.

I deleted the Bumble app, but not my account six months ago. Today my girlfriend got a series of screenshots from her sister when she came across my profile. PGP.

Just watched John Duda Juul inside a restaurant. PGP.

Mandatory office potlucks. PGP.

I’m office hot at my new job…. I’ll take it. PGP.

If my coworker can bring her screaming three year old into the office, why can’t I bring my dog? PGP.

“Sale” “Sort by: Lowest price first” PGP.

Accidentally called a senior manager “dude” during a Monday morning tag-up. PGP.