DanEgan

All right, look, watch me, autismo. You take the little pod, put the little pod in the fucking hole, shut the fucking lid, hit the fucking button for two fucking seconds. Oh, it's so easy.

Member Since 06/24/2016

90 degrees. 90% humidity. Work attire. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Thinking to yourself “Ok, time to start doing shit” 4 hours into the workday. PGP.

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Being so bored at work that you start compulsively betting on WNBA games. PGP.

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Getting Olive Garden catered for lunch being the highlight of your week. PGP.

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When coffee becomes water and water becomes pointless. PGP.

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“Can you please respond to this?” PGP.

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Life goal: be the Creed of my office. PGP.

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Today my boss asked our team to pledge our loyalty to him. PGP.

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I work for a “work hard, play hard” company. PGP.

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Had a dream I was at Chili’s. Woke up disappointed. PGP.

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