Sometimes office drama is the only thing that gets me through the day. PGP.

Trying to sync up the gym exit with hot girl from the gym. PGP.

I can’t tell if the Michelob Ultra Weekend in Review is satire, but all my friends have recently started drinking it exclusively. PGP.

Accepted an offer for a new job today and leave for Vegas tomorrow. My out of office is just going to be “I will be out Friday and not will not be returning.” PGP.

Young coworker telling you if they work hard they’ll get a raise and a promotion. PGP.

Having a surplus of PTO and a shortage of funds to do anything with it. PGP.

Senior coworker is leaving to another team. I’m inheriting all of his responsibility and none of his pay. PGP.

Hungover right now because I got too drunk while fixing things around the house yesterday. PGP.

“Did you get a chance to look over that document I sent over?””Yeah I’ve been digesting it.” PGP.

Just put $100 I won from horse betting into my savings account and it may be the most responsible decision I’ll make all year. PGP.