Had a dream that I was asking out the hot girl from work, woke up having an anxiety attack. PGP.

A casino is opening up 15 minutes from my apartment. I don’t have a gambling problem but I might in two months. PGP.

Flight home from a work trip doesn’t get in until 2 a.m., boss said to be sure to be ready for a 7:15 a.m. meeting that morning. PGP.

My wife turned a discussion about me getting a raise in the near future into a fight. PGP.

Having dreams about neighborhood relations. PGP.

I want to get a German Shepherd but they’re too smart and I know it would end up just calling me on my shit. PGP.

The first thing that pops up when you type my name in on Google is my freshman year drunk in public charge. PGP.

My mom gets more likes on Instagram than me. PGP.

They finally hired someone my age…he’s annoying as fuck. PGP.