My audio book game is on point. PGP.

Getting hungry while reading the Pie v. Cake debate in your cube, having already eaten your lunch. PGP.

I thought “Athleisure” was a brand — I’ve been looking all around for it. PGP.

My coworkers throat clearing rivals that of a 737 taking off. PGP.

Havig to go to the minute clinic at CVS when you get sick because you’re too busy at work during the day, and because you still haven’t found a new primary care physician after aging out of the pediatrician’s office. PGP.

Spent $75 on candies and snacks at CVS this past weekend. PGP.

I showed up a half hour early to show the boss that I’m dedicated. He didn’t come in today. PGP.

Having the hors d’oeuvres at networking events count as your dinner for the evening. PGP.

I used a leftover tray of veggies from a lunch meeting to make a “rustic” pasta dinner. PGP.

I corrected a coworker on where to find something yesterday. My boss had to talk to me about it today on how it was unprofessional. PGP.