My 11-year-old cousin gets more Instagram likes than I do. PGP.

Not getting the end of year bonus because I started my new job 2 days after the firm’s FY. PGP.

Not knowing the difference between a white elephant, gift exchange, and secret santa. PGP.

Browning out during the office gift exchange and forgetting to take home your present. PGP.

The very first thing my colleague said this morning: “Fuck this place!” I love my colleague. PGP.

Using seasonal affective disorder as a cover for your alcoholism. PGP.

My last three Tinder messages have been sponsored advertisements. PGP.

Drawing your boss in the Secret Santa drawing. PGP.

Not sure whether to have a water bottle filled with whiskey or actual water hidden in my suit for the Christmas party. PGP.