My ‘if we’re not married by’ just posted that she and her perfect husband are expecting their 2nd child. At least I have an InstaPot. PGP.

I’m pretty sure my boss is afraid of technology developed after 1985. PGP.

Getting stumped when someone asks you, “what do you do for fun?” PGP.

When your company updates its software and it’s worse than before. PGP.

Feeling proud for stopping at three beers… at lunch meeting. PGP.

My grad school professor said “let’s get into it” 10 times tonight and I keep waiting for Dave to walk in. PGP.

I have an early start tomorrow, but sure, I can meet you for one drink. PGP.

Had my annual review on a Wednesday. After that, I learned that Wednesday Scaries are a thing. PGP.

Client call is running over and now I’m missing the cake in the break room celebrating a coworker’s wedding. PGP.

My boss walks into my office and asks, “What are you working on?” like he’s trying to catch me not working. Every. Single. Day. PGP