Typing “shart” instead of “sharp” in an important email. PGP.

Chipped my tooth during a conference call. I was biting my nail. PGP.

I forgot how old I was today. I literally forgot my own age. PGP.

I pay more on taxes than I did on tuition. PGP.

Not a work wife, not yet a work mom. PGP.

The anxiety of not knowing my new boss’ internet policies. PGP.

Sometimes I just sit in the bathroom and think about life. PGP.

I have a work mom rather than a work wife. PGP.

“Get in here! We’re drawing for Secret Santa!” PGP.