Directing someone to your boss only to have him put it right back on your desk. PGP.

I had to miss work because I was sick and was actually upset by that fact. PGP.

I met my bf because I’m a recruiter and he was my candidate. My company rejected him. He’s my date for the company holiday party this month. PGP.

I have to fire someone three days before Thanksgiving. PGP.

I’m the youngest person in my new department by ten years which immediately made me the new IT guru. PGP.

Having very strong opinions on dive bars. PGP.

Getting legitimately excited to update your LinkedIn after accepting a new job. PGP.

Co-worker calls me “Good Girl” every time I do something before he asks me to do it. PGP.

Left my number on my receipt for the 22 year old bartender. I’m 28. PGP.

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