Had to take an “iPhone Basics” class at the Apple Store for my work phone. PGP.

Pinched a nerve putting on my shirt this morning. PGP.

My mom calls me ‘sweetie’ in public…Im 28. PGP.

Spending the weekend helping my boss move. PGP.

Getting irritated by a coworker’s loud and angry keyboard-typing noises. PGP.

Being the only one to laugh during a 7-person conference call when someone said, “We need to somehow add girth.” PGP.

Boss: “No need to rush on the project..”First of all, we both know that’s bullshit. PGP.

“Please let do not hesitate to reach out if you have any questions.” directly translates to “This conversation is over and I hope to never hear from you again.” PGP.

New at the company and didn’t know the lock on the end bathroom stall was “faulty.” Someone walked in on me taking a shit. There was eye contact. PGP.

Adding superfluous items to your shopping cart so it doesn’t look like you live alone. PGP.