Turned in my two weeks today. I don’t think anyone cares.

Not knowing what HQ Trivia and Fortnite are and having no desire to find out.

Realizing you’ve eaten your last six meals at your desk.

The CEO forgot to invite me to a meeting that our entire department was in attendance for. PGP.

Fucking up an event invite and sending it to 40,000 people. PGP.

Subject lines that contain the entire message. PGP.

Who knew there wasn’t any money in nonprofit work? PGP.

My life is a typo. PGP.

My job is 100% fixing other people fucking up. PGP.