I can relate to only 15% of the pop culture references my boss makes. PGP.

I don’t piss excellence in the morning. I piss dark roast. PGP

“Who do I need to notify that the office toilet won’t flush?” PGP

“You look like you could use a vacation”

Woodford Reserve taste. Evan Williams budget. PGP

Tuesday is the day I stop regretting last weekend and start looking forward to this weekend. PGP.

“at least it was good interview practice”. PGP.

I know far more about the history and corporate structure of Sterling Cooper than the company I actually work for. PGP

Priced out a minivan today. PGP

Lying about having seen a YouTube video so you don’t have to stand there and watch it.