Snapchat can go to hell with it’s new “Lakeside Summer” Story. PGP

Used my gambling winnings to pay my rent.

I regret how much fun I had this weekend.

Almost forgot I had to work today. PGP.

I’m hungover and sunburnt. PGP.

Get me the fuck out of here. PGP.

Making in 17 years what Andrew McCutchen took home in one paycheck. PGP.

I’m not even pretending to work today. PGP.

My manager texted me the angry emoji when I was 15 minutes late this morning.

Just reorganized my cubicle. Still looks like shit but at least I killed an hour. PGP.